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YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG!© YDIAW™ will tell you what your doing wrong.
Only $800.00/hour
Prices subject to increase Winter 2026
Welcome to Your Doing It All Wrong!
Do you find that you make mistakes daily? YDIAW™ can help! We've been correcting clients wrongs since 1970. That's 55 years! At only $800/hour, you are only a few thousand of dollars away from happiness! Give us a try now!
YDIAW™ specializes in explaining to you what your doing wrong, how your doing it wrong, and why your still doing it wrong even after we told you.
We promise to keep explaining it to you until you figure it out.
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You Need Help!
Your Strategy Is Wrong
Your business strategy? Wrong. Your personal strategy? Also wrong. YDIAW™ will explain why everything you've planned is fundamentally flawed.
Look familiar?
Your Execution Is Wrong
Even if you had the right strategy (which you don't), your executing it wrong. YDIAW™ will show you all the ways your messing it up.
Your Thinking Is Wrong
The way you think about problems? Wrong. Your analytical approach? Wrong. Your conclusions? Especially wrong.
Your Priorities Are Wrong
What you think is important? It's not. What you ignore? That's what matters. But your ignoring it wrong too.
Your Success Is Wrong
Think your successful? Your wrong. Your success is actually failure in disguise. YDIAW™ will reveal the truth for $800/hour.
F.A.Q.
Why is it so expensive?
We charge $800 an hour because it takes YDIAW™ that long just to untangle the chaos you created. Your mistakes are so intricate, it takes hours just to understand how spectacularly things went wrong for you.
Your Questions Are Also Wrong
What if I disagree with your assessment?
Then your wrong about disagreeing. Your disagreement is just another thing your doing wrong. YDIAW™ will add it to the list, no charge!
Do you offer guarantees or refunds?
YDIAW™ guarantees that your doing it wrong. We also guarantee that you'll continue doing it wrong even after we tell you. Money-back guarantee? That's wrong thinking. No refunds.
How do I know if I need your services?
Are you breathing? Then your doing it wrong. Do you exist? Wrong again. Everyone needs our services, but most people are too wrong to realize it.
Can you really help me?
YDIAW™ doesn't fix problems. We just charge you to know about them. We can tell you what your doing wrong. Whether that helps is up to you, but you'll probably do that wrong too.
YDIAW™ Insights Blog
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Required Reading
[10 Ways Your Reading This Wrong
First, your reading too fast. Second, your reading too slow. Third, your comprehension is wrong. Fourth, your not taking notes. Fifth, your sitting wrong.](/content/yourdoingitallwrong/blog-reading.html) [Why Your Perceived Success Is Actually Failure
You think your successful because you have money? Wrong metric. You think your successful because your happy? Wrong emotion.](/content/yourdoingitallwrong/blog-success.html) [The Art of Being Wrong Correctly
Theirs a right way to be wrong and a wrong way to be wrong. Your doing it the wrong way.](/content/yourdoingitallwrong/blog-art.html) [Your AI Strategy Is Just Expensive Guessing
Every company says it has an AI strategy. Most have 14 subscriptions, 3 dashboards, and no idea who's accountable when the robot gets creative.](/content/yourdoingitallwrong/blog-ai.html)
How do we understand your mistakes?
Lapsus Linguae Experience
We know more than you do and can point out your faults within a few short hours. Our certified wrongness experts have seen every type of mistake imaginable, and several that aren't.
Aren't you tired of Failure?
High ROI
Are you investing your time and money in maintaining your recent mistakes? By entrusting YDIAW with managing your mistakes, you can concentrate on your core competencies.
Correctional Services
Satisfaction Guaranteed
We offer customized solutions to overcome your oversights. Your satisfaction isn't guaranteed - your dissatisfaction with yourself is. That's our promise.
Proven Track Record
Since 1970, we've successfully identified over 2.7 million unique ways to be wrong. Your particular wrongness? We've seen it before. Probably yesterday.
24/7 Wrong Support
Your wrong all the time, so we're available all the time. Our voicemail is always ready to not return your calls. Premium wrongness deserves premium neglect.
CLIENTS LOVE US!
"Before YDIAW, I didn't know how wrong I was. Now I know I'm wrong about everything! Money well spent!"
- Mark Zuckerberg
Founder, Chairman, and Chief Executive Officer of Meta Platforms, Inc.
"They told me my successful business was actually failing. There right...I was wrong!"
- Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF)
Founder and Chief Executive Officer of FTX Trading Ltd.
"$800 an hour seemed expensive until they explained that my understanding of money was wrong. Now I pay them $1600!"
- Elon Reeve Musk
Founder, CEO, Chief Engineer, Product Architect, and Chief Designer of SpaceX
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